
Come listen to story 'bout a blogger named Blossom,
A poor farmer's wife, she barely kept him fed with possum.
Then one day she was surfing on the net,
Clicked on a link, and there her clay pots set.
Empty flower pots that is. Highlighted in blue you see. Linked right there on HGTV!
Well the first thing you know ol' Blossom's mind exploded!
Followers said, "She's hit the big time and gonna be loaded!"
Said, "Californy is the place you ought to be."
So they loaded up the sprouts and moved to Beverly.
Hills that is. Decorators. Blogging Stars.
Well now it's time to say good-bye to Blossom and her kin,
And they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited to her blog 'bout life's reality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of her hospitality.
Humor that is. Keeps it real. Blows your socks off.
Y'all go visit now, y'hear?



