Ha! You thought I was going to say from the attic didn't you?
What do you mean you already knew?
Buddy told you yesterday? Humph!
Buddy told you yesterday? Humph!
I wondered why the key board was full of seeds!
I was quite surprised to find a gem like this out there.
But before you go getting jealous,
and saying it's not fair I've got an attic and a wash house,
and saying it's not fair I've got an attic and a wash house,
let me give you a dose of reality...
from the door...
to the farthest corner,
the wash house is stacked to the rafters
with stuff
and dust
and cobwebs.
Ewe!
Now I love chocolate as much as the next girl,
probably more,
but I'm not dressing up
in a pink bunny outfit to get it.
Now this is better.
Make him work for your affection!
Make him work for your affection!
Santa Baby, flattery will get you everywhere!
And if all else fails,
whip up your own little love potion
and hide it in a box of chocolates!
No calories were consumed in the making of this post,
a few dust mites, maybe!